CVS receipts, really? Stop the creative fixes for no toilet paper due to coronavirus

Overheard in the self-quarantine home office: husband’s virtual coworker has a solution for no toilet paper. Dryer sheets.

He was kidding? We think.

If no dryer sheets on hand, Conan O’Brien suggests those notorious arm-length CVS receipts and for sure, bidets have never seemed smarter as COVID-19 taxes even the most personal resources.